For the true crime fans who definitely know a little too much.

Roses are red, violets are blue… you’ve watched enough crime shows to know exactly what not to do. 👀

Featuring our “I watch enough crime shows they’ll never find you” design, this tote is perfect for true crime addicts, dark humour lovers and anyone whose viewing history could probably do with a little explaining.

Carry your crap in style.

Made from 100% natural cotton with reinforced long handles, our Zero Filter totes are lightweight, practical and ready for whatever random crap you decide to chuck in them.

Bag Details

• 100% 5oz natural cotton

• Medium-weight fabric

• Size: 38cm x 42cm

• Two reinforced 70cm handles

• Comfortable to carry by hand or over the shoulder

• Printed in the UK

  
  

Care Instructions

• Machine wash at 30°C

• Wash inside out

• Do not tumble dry

• Do not iron over the print

• Do not use fabric softener or harsh chemicals

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📦 MADE & DISPATCHED IN THE UK