Sometimes a normal-sized cocktail just isn’t going to cut it.

For carrying all your everyday essentials while casually announcing that you need something huge. The tiny “TAIL” might clarify things eventually… but where’s the fun in noticing that straight away? 😏

Featuring our “I NEED A HUGE COCKtail” design, this tote is perfect for anyone who appreciates a good drink, a filthy sense of humour and a joke that takes a second to sink in.

Carry your crap in style.

Made from 100% natural cotton with reinforced long handles, our Zero Filter totes are lightweight, practical and ready for whatever random crap you decide to chuck in them.

Bag Details

• 100% 5oz natural cotton

• Medium-weight fabric

• Size: 38cm x 42cm

• Two reinforced 70cm handles

• Comfortable to carry by hand or over the shoulder

• Printed in the UK

  
  

Care Instructions

• Machine wash at 30°C

• Wash inside out

• Do not tumble dry

• Do not iron over the print

• Do not use fabric softener or harsh chemicals

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📦 MADE & DISPATCHED IN THE UK